I lifted this from Apple Seeds which I thought was well-said:
1. Life is not
fair. Get used to it. The average teenager uses the phrase “It’s not
fair” 86 times a day.
2.
The real world
won’t care as much about your self-esteem as your school does. This may come as
a shock.
3.
Sorry, but you
won’t make $40,000 a year right out of high school. And you won’t be a vice
president or have a car phone, either. You may even have to wear a uniform that
doesn’t have a designer label.
4.
If you think
your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss.
5.
Flipping
burgers is not beneath dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for
burger flipping. They called it opportunity.
6.
It’s not your
parents’ fault if you mess up. You’re responsible! This is the flip side of
“It’s my life” and “You’re not my boss.”
7.
Before you were
born your parents were not boring. They got that way paying your bills and
listening to you.
8.
Life is not
divided into semesters. And you don’t get summers off. Not even spring break.
You are expected to show up every day for eight hours; and you don’t get a new
life every 10 weeks.
9.
Smoking does
not make you look cool. Watch an 11-year-old with a butt in his mouth. That’s
what you look like to anyone over 20.
10.
Your school may
be “outcome-based,” but life is not. In some schools, you’re given as
many times as you want to get the answer right. Standards are set low enough so
everyone can meet them. This, of course, bears not the slightest resemblance to
anything in real life—as you will find out.