July 14, 2006
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North
Korean dictator offered to abandon his nuclear weapons program in exchange for
the role of the villain in the new James Bond film.In a press conference in
Pyongyang, Mr. Kim said he was prepared to dismantle his entire nuclear program
for the chance to play a Bond villain, calling the part “the role of a
lifetime.”“I have been preparing for this role every day of my life,” Mr. Kim said.
In
Rice reacted to the news that Mr. Kim’s bizarre tenure as president of
been nothing but a Method actor’s preparation for a coveted role.“The strange pronouncements, the weird haircut, the crazy glasses – it all
starts to make sense,” she said.In times like this, a bit of humour helps.
